Gout Christmas Song – ‘The Gout’ by Miley Cider

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Here's my wee take on the Miley Cyrus song 'The Climb' for all the gout sufferers this Christmas.  Really the worst time for it I'm sure you'll agree.

 would very much welcome it if some talented folks would record or video a performance of this.

Merry Xmas from Scotland.

‘The Gout’ by Miley Cider

 

I can almost see it
That pain I am feeling
But there's a voice inside my head saying
“You'll never get it”

Every step I'm taking
Every move I make feels
Sair with nae direction
My foot is shaking

But I gotta keep drinking
Gotta keep my head held high

There's always gonna be another cider
I'm always gonna wanna drink that booze
Always gonna be a uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose

Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the gout

The struggles I'm facing
The chances I'm taking
Sometimes might knock me down
But no, I'm not breaking

I may not know it
But these are the moments that
I'm gonna remember most, yeah
Just gotta keep drinking

And I, I got to be strong
Just keep pushing on

'Cause there's always gonna be another lobster
I'm always gonna deal wi it
Always gonna be a uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose

Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the gout, naw!

There's always gonna be another lager
I'm always gonna wanna make it mine
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Somebody's gonna have to lose

Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the gout, yeah!

Keep on drinking, keep eating
Keep the faith, baby
It's all about, it's all about the gout
Keep the faith, keep your faith, whoa

[Keith Taylor (GoutPal Admin)]

It's taken a while, but I finally got round to finding the original, as it's not something I'm familiar with.

I love “there's always gonna be another lobster” but there is no way you'll get me to record this

For anyone else unfamiliar with it, just shout crag's lyrics over this performance:

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